051613 (R) Isn't it too Binary!?

A curious student asked my political “philosophy”. I keep neutral for his/her critical thinking capacity and judgment, so hopefully, no one shall be affected by any type of the established entities without doing his/her own brain-homework.

Well, in the moving train, hard to keep standstill, so, here it goes, my honestly biased one:
I am 1% Tea, 2% Coffee, 4% Rep, 8% Dem,16% Green, 32% for the Blue-Collars,
and the rest of 37% is for the Voiceless Sentient Beings’ Big Party :P!